Ah, Colombia—land of coffee, carnivals, and contrasts! It's the place where salsa rhythms fuse with modern skyscrapers, emerald rainforests rub shoulders with windswept deserts, and nobody does "la hora Colombiana" better. Yes, my friend, the "Colombian time" phenomenon that means no event ever starts on time, but who's counting when you're busy marveling at the beauty around? Colombia, where every bitten empanada fuels you with magic realism!