Ah, Botswana, the sublime diamond sparkler tucked beneath Africa's dusty shawl. Where else can you find terrain as diverse as a politician's portfolio, with saltpans kissing desert and, in turn, bumping into wildlife-bursting grasslands? Birthplace of the safari and where zebras don't wear stripes, they own them! And P.S., if you've never seen an elephant taking a sunset stroll, you haven't really lived!